Don't Let The Other Guy Scare Ya

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

youwontlikemewhenimangry:

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

(9It seriously wasn’t me but the greatest thing ever would be if they both go for pudding together to chill and someone thinks she’s his grandma!))

((lol ok. that’s kind of a laughing matter, but for real. It’s because he was insensitive wasn’t it! wasn’t it anon! wherever you are, I hope you know… you’re worse than metatron! actually no, nobody is worse than metatron. my feeeeels))

((Dude if it was me I would have made you ninety and a wrinkly hulk just for lols! Metatron are we talking alan rickman kendol or supernatural? ))

((Well see now I know who to come punch if he gets old now! Sorry my friend I’m still being carried away with spn feels. I don’t think I’ll ever recover. It’s kind of like avengers feels and coulson feels. oh god the coulson feels. BUT HE’S ALLIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE!!!!!! but seriously. I have massive spn feels and they’re bleeding into everything!))

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

youwontlikemewhenimangry:

imagemariathecoffeeshopgirlrp replied to your post: M!A you think it’s so easy being older try being a…

((AHAHAHAHAHA ))

((Shut right up. This is not a laughing matter. This is very serious!!! who’s the wiener thief who did this?! show your face cuz imma punch you in it!))

(9It seriously wasn’t me but the greatest thing ever would be if they both go for pudding together to chill and someone thinks she’s his grandma!))

((lol ok. that’s kind of a laughing matter, but for real. It’s because he was insensitive wasn’t it! wasn’t it anon! wherever you are, I hope you know… you’re worse than metatron! actually no, nobody is worse than metatron. my feeeeels))

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp replied to your post: M!A you think it’s so easy being older try being a…

((AHAHAHAHAHA ))

((Shut right up. This is not a laughing matter. This is very serious!!! who’s the wiener thief who did this?! show your face cuz imma punch you in it!))

Anonymous asked: M!A you think it's so easy being older try being a teen again. Haha sucks for you. Last a day.

Are you kidding me?…. 

… This is bullshit. 

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mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

”I do not!” Maria pouted slightly watching him for a moment. Why did he want to help her escape so badly, Maria thought she could smell a rat, maybe he was going to turn her in at the other end. Those puppy dog eyes  though she tried to resist them but failed. 

”Do you promise you won’t leave if this sets, the erm, the other girl off?” She said seriously. ”Promise me you’ll stop her, even if you have to y’know and then squeeze me til’ I pass out?” She said seriously but got ready to follow him anyway. 

“I promise.” Bruce answered to the first request but gave her a slight look at the next one. “If it comes to that we’ll… figure it out. Together.” He paused and thought for a moment before speaking again, “Do you promise you won’t get mad if I say something I don’t mean, because I’m dumb like that sometimes?” he gave a slight smile, though it fell quickly when alarms were suddenly blaring and ringing through the crawl space along with that whole floor. 

“And now we move. Fast. And you stay calm- we can still do this.” he shuffled back around in the space and started to move through it. “Just make sure to look out for the-oops.” he looked down at the wire he’d tripped. “So I may have just upped our chances of getting caught… sorry…. Keep moving.”

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ihatebeinghandedthings:

SHIELD MADE ME DO IT I WASN’T TRYING TO

What the hell, and you fucking did it?

All the more reason to mess up your kitchen!

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ihatebeinghandedthings:

I will find you. I took the liberty of tagging some of your clothes with nano chips.

That is beyond creepy. Besides, what if I’m naked…? Ok I’m not naked, but I’m seriously considering it… tagging my clothes, good god.

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ihatebeinghandedthings:

I will find you cause I have my ways. I WILL FIND YOU BANNER AND I WILL TICKLE YOU TO NEAR DEATH

NO YOU WON’T! I WON’T LET YOU!

Don’t touch me!!!!… you want me to give you a hint? Would that make you feel batter?

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mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

”I never! I never said I know all the secrets of the universe.” She said pushing herself up and feeling a little claustrophobic in the small space. ”Bruce, maybe we shouldn’t, what is I, what if I touch something and it well, what if I blow something up they’ll throw us back in there for even longer.” Maria grimaced. ”Maybe I should go back and you can escape.” She said quietly. 

“Yeah but you act like you do.” he responded as he continued to crawl through, laughing slightly as he turnend back, “well then don’t touch anything and we’ll be all good.” he was about to take a turn down the first opening when he heard her talking about going back, shuffling himself around he turned to face her, grabbing her hand to try and keep her still. 

“No… please don’t go back.” he sounded like a little kid begging to stay up later, dark brown eyes pleading with her to stay. “I won’t say anything anymore and if anything starts to happen I’ll be right here to help. Come on, don’t go, we’re this close to turning the tables on S.H.I.E.L.D.”

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ihatebeinghandedthings:

Oh when I find you Robert Banner I am going to tickle you to near death.

If. IF. you find me which you won’t. But if you do, first… I’m gonna hit you for calling me that. Then I’m going to make such a mess of your kitchen it’ll take you a week to clean it up.